The recent announcement of Natalie Portman’s engagement and pregnancy has had a profound impact on countless Jewish single men.

Surveys indicated that these men have abandoned their delusional notion that they were fated to marry the Jewish actress, and they are now ready to embrace the notion of marriage to NNP (non-Natalie Portman) women. http://nataliaportman.blogspot.com/

“Until I heard the news, it really seemed hard to consider marrying anyone else,” said 35-year-old Neb Buch, an accountant who had been dating his girlfriend for eight years without a proposal. “I experienced devastation, denial and then acceptance that my Queen Amidala and I will not raise a Jewish family in the Garden State — Teaneck specifically.”

Mr. Buch is now engaged to wed.